Redneck Computer

10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer:
The monitor is up on blocks
Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them
The six front keys have rotted out
The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them
The numeric keypad only goes up to six
The password is BUBBA
There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU
There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive
The keyboard is camouflaged
And, the best way to tell if a REDNECK has been working on a computer is...... The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter'